Your Mum Wasnât Wearin Knickers!
(Nicky Patterson 2005)
CAPO I
Verse riff: Am|F|E|Am until last line
V1:
Iâm not jokin
it came right out the blue
For a while I was quite certain
that it just wasnât true
The wind blew right through us,
really ruffled my shirt
But it took a funny up-gust
and it lifted up her skirt
(into riffx4 then V2)
And mate, your mum wasnât wearin any knickers!
V2:
Now it wasnât only me who saw,
there was your da and his bird
There was Collette and Pat and Dave as well,
so Iâm not bein absurd
And itâs not that we were looking,
it just happened so fast
But we wouldnât have seen that much at all
if her skirt wasnât half mast
Aw mate, your mumâ¦she wasnât wearin knickers!
V3:
We tried quickly to forget it
but we found it quite hard
And I hope you can forgive us
it fair took us off guard
I tried to change the subject
but Pat muttered to Dave
That it could have been a whole lot worse
if your mum hadnât shaved!
And mate, your mum wasnât wearin knickers!
Riff x2 only into Instrumental Verse barred chords, final line low G on 3rd to high E on 7
V4:
So your mum had had a bit to drink,
so I got her up the road
On bidding her goodnight at last
she grabbed me by the coat
She offered me some coffee
but I thought that was too far
And those arenât your mumâs knickers
that you saw in my car
Aw mate, those arenât your mumâs knickers! (this line high G, high E)
Last line barred G on 3rd normal E, final strike on Am