Scotch Wood
Balanitis
Tabbed by K-Dizzle
Standard Tuning
Intro:
[Verse 1]
Spent some time with your mom
Rollin round in bed
How was i to know?
It d never be the same again
[Chorus]
I ve got Balanitis
Oh my God it sucks
My balls are really swollen
Now it just gets stuck
[Verse 2]
Started Getting Problems
Down, in my pants
Went to the doctor
He touched me with his hands
Told me my balls were ruined
Gave me some special pills
Now i m hallucinating
And i ve got the chills
[Chorus x2]
Then comes the bridge, which is just the chorus played twice heavily palm-muted with no singing
[Chorus x3]
[Outro]
If you haven t heard this song, search balanitis on youtube to listen to a crappy
of it, but it s enough to give u the idea of how it sounds. On the actual recording, there s
an electric guitar that plays palm muted power chord versions of all the notes.