Shopmobility Scooter â Lancashire Hotpots
CAPO 2nd Fret
In 2004 I read a letter in the star
It were about a German market in the town
They were sellin fancy cheese an meat, an continental wine
An the author of the letter had to frown
Cause whereâs he gonna park whereâs he gonna park
His shopmobility scooter Today X 2
In 2005 I heard a tale in the pub
Big frank were tekkin scooter down to shop
Well half way there, he hit the kerb and battery went flat
Now heâs stuck about ½ a mile from co-op.
An whereâs he gonna charge Whereâs he gonna charge
His shopmobility scooterrrrâ¦â¦. Tadaaayyyyy X 2
In 2006 I had me eye on fairer sex
I where tryin to impress this lovely lass called jean
I got meself a rascal an painted lightning on the side
Now Iâm courting, an its thanks to mean machine
But where am I gonna put jean where am I gonna put jean
In me shopmobility scooterrrrrâ¦. Tadaaayyyyyy X 2
