I m at Amanda s weddin, In a church on Thomas Street
I m lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and he offered me a spin
Enda has a Honda, so I might just go with him
and Darren Gibney said he bring me in his Subaru
so what the would make you think I d wanna go with you
I said your Honda Civic, I ve a horse outside
your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and your Mitsubishi, I ve a horse outside
if you re lookin for a ride I ve got a horse outside
She said I don t believe ya
I said it s in true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don t need insurance, I don t need no parkin space
and if you try to clamp my horse he ll kick you in the face
I don t pay no tax, NCT
you ll arrive in style if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the ers up and down and give them one of these
I said your Honda Civic, I ve a horse outside
your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and your Mitsubishi, I ve a horse outside
if you re lookin for a ride I ve got a horse outside
Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the er round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of e
and the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
and just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
if ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
I said your Honda Civic, I ve a horse outside
your Subaru, I have a horse outside
and your Mitsubishi, I ve a horse outside
if you re lookin for a ride I ve got a horse outside
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