This is a hidden track somewhere in The Used Condoms coming soon self-titled LP. These
and lyrics are 100% correct. Rate Please.
Capo 5
My penis look like a tube of chapstick
Except its not quite as thick
And it surely isnât touched by as many lips
my dick is really weird
my pubes give it a beard
it looks like a terrorist in my pants
he might just come out and dance
my penis is like a ball
its round like a doorknob
one that doesnât ever get used
and the girls say its because my pubes
my penis is small }
my penis is small } times how many ever you want
my penis is small }
but its still⦠bigger than jims }
Main Riff (No Capo/ Guitar Two)
E|--8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-5----8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-8--|
B|--------------8---------------------------------8-------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
