Group:
Mojo The Helper Monkey
Song:
Old Man s Relationship Blues
I ve spent all my life wandering around for that certain someone
Said a man to me who looked old and wise Think he was age 101
He said I ve been round the block a time or two
And I ve learned women are just no good for you
And there s no way to keep your glory
cause in the end it s just the same old story
boy meets girl
girl meets boy
girl tries to play him like he s her toy
boy kicks girl out and finds another
Girl takes a shot at boy
and boy files restraining order
oh no
oh no
He said let me tell you my story it s set long ago
I was trippin on this one girl but little did I know
That she was gonna play me for everything I had
And now just the thought of her makes me so damn sad
She slept around on me with the high school football team
and as soon as I got her outta my head I met this girl like a dream
and then the bitch got jelouse and tried to make me see
that if I didn t take her back she was gonna kill me
I just ignored her and how was I to see
that ho would come to my door with a gun and take a shot at me
And then there was just no way to keep my glory
and in the end it s just the same old story
Then the old man said with a tear in his eye
and told my self I wouldn t do this I said I wouldn t cry
But I still see that psycho every now and then
Just last week I visited her at the California state pen
She s doin real good she said she made friends on the outside
and that If I was a wise man I d go run and hide
cause she s got every ex convict in all of Cali
lookin for my shriveled old ass yeah they re out to kill me