[Intro]
[Verse 1]
When I first looked in your eyes
You were more than just a beauty to me
All my senses shot straight up
I was rock hard emotionally
The fact that you and I could plow
Is something I haven t even thought about...starting now
[Chorus]
Wooooah...
I ve got a heart boner for you
Wooooah...
I stand before you stiff and true
I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you
Wooooah...
This heart boner s for you
[Verse 2]
You ve helped me grow into a man
My shallowness is a thing of the past
I want to slam you with my empathy
And then I ll rail you with my class
You ve helped me find maturity
I ll be your wiener king, tee hee
[Chorus]
Wooooah...
I ve got a heart boner tonight
Wooooah...
Feel my love pants growing tight
I wanna plug you with respect all through the night
Wooooah...
I ll bust a nut of joy and light..
[Bridge]
H-H-H-Heart Boner
H- H- H-Heart Boner
Got a H-H-H-Heart boner
H- H- H-Heart Boner
You are the love that I pursue
Do you feel the feels I feel for you
There s so much we have yet to do
Now jump me like a kangaroo
[Chorus]
Wooooah...
This heart boner s for you
Wooooah...
I stand before you thick and true
I ll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you
Wooooah...
This heart boner s for you
Wooooah...
It s all for you
Wooooah...
*Fade out