Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad. when exactly did you get sohip?
wearing teenage clothes, you're always coming to my shows,
and telling me that i should mellow out
it's absurd, you're singing every word
you'Re not suppose to like my band, things i like you don'tunderstand
so please put down that rum and e, thats no behavior for oldfolk
can't we just hang on holidays
Dad and mom, what planet are you from
and what convinced you to pack up and leave?
doin drugs and askin me for hugs, whats the matter with parentstoday?
not again, when will it end?
dad's dressing like motley crue and why is mom's hair died brightblue?
they're staying out 'till 2 or 3 and then having sex publicly
i thought the apple fell far from the tree
mom and dad i think you ought to quit smokin so much pot
and hanging with my friends
laying round, on the couch with my Misfits records out
softly banging your heads
maybe it's just a passing phase
what's the matter with my parents these days??