Chokin The Gopher

Chokin  the Gopher

intro
    



I ve been swimming in a pool of goldfish
                     
Pretending they re piranha

Sleeping with a girl named Katie
              
Pretending her name is Donna
                                  
Would you like to know what I m doing
                       
In my shack out in the woods

I can t tell you, but it s something feels so 
 
good
                      
I m choking the gopher,   
                     
I m slamming the ham
                       
I m pounding the rocket, 
              
flogging the dolphin
        
Oh yes I am!
                      
I m choking the gopher, 
                   
chalking the cue
                
I m spanking the monkey
                       
And I m thinking  bout you


same thing for second verse

between that and female part
   
                      
I m juicing the mango, 
                      
I m flipping the switch,
             
I m orbiting Venus 
                  
and I don t need a *enis 
                    
To be one sexed up *itch!
                     
I m gilding the lily, 
                    
I m taming the shrew,
                   
I m saucing the taco
                          
And I m not thinking  bout you!

  
                         
I m smacking the cracker, 
                 
I m attacking Peru
                     
I m choking the gopher
                       
And I m thinking  bout you

                     
I m choking the gopher
                       
And I m thinking  bout you