Jake s Sis
By: Poached Trout
Intro: , , x2
Her hair shines like sand
She s got eyes like grapes
Her name s Renee
And Hulk Rules!
She s the one from my dreams
SHE S BANGIN!!!
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Chorus:
I have lofty expectations
Of her body s specifications
Cause she s the one for me
Even though she s forty-three
SHE S BANGIN !
(Fast) , ,
I d kung pow her chicken
She should work at Stop and Shop
She can speak pig latin
Blue eyes are my favorite
(No Playing)Even though she s got two glass ones
I bought her a Mazda Miata
She crashed it into my house
I got all riled up
But she left
(No playing)Then I ate some Mac n Cheez
Chorus