Soluble Song

Artist: Rathergood.com
Song: Soluble Song

Refrain:

                                            
I m glad that I m not soluble, that would be quite bad.
                                                
I m glad that I m not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).


Verse 1:

                                      
If I found that I was soluble, it would be a pain.
                                        
I couldn t go outside, you see, if it began to rain
                                     
If I woke up soluble, I d have to shake and cower
                                            
In abject terror every time that I walked past the shower.

(Refrain)


Verse2

                                                    
I d probably lose all my friends, for they would point and laugh
                                      
At how I was quite terrified of going near a bath.
                                       
I d hate find I m soluble, I d effervesce and bubble
                                  
If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle.

(Refrain)