Intro
The G note is played quickly ( )
(Repeat this chords all the way)
Girl, I know you left me,
but there was something I forgot to show you.
Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.
It s been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
Cause there s something in my pants that ll win you back.
I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I m Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you d never call,
But girl, you ain t seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain t seen my balls.
(repeat)
My balls are so awesome. Don t get me started.
They re so damn big. How big are they?
They re so big. It s really obnoxious.
It s like two ewoks chillin in my boxers.
They re so big. I can t hold em back.
Even Cartman s like, man those are fat.
They re so big. They re run over your feet.
That s why when they back up you hear a beep beep.
And how can I be subtle,
when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at em with jealousy.
In fact, when you see em on the street they ll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.
I m guessing soon you ll be hoping I m back,
Cause my balls are so big they ve got an opening act.
You-you-you-you ain t seen my balls.
(repeat)
My balls are so epic, and I ain t boastin ,
but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.
And when the sun s right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls.
Cause these things are where it s happenin ,
and when I whip em out you ll take me back again.
Should I compare em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I m on the chorus.
I got what you need.
And you d said you d never call,
But girl you ain t seen these balls.
I wanna be your man again,
But you left me like I m Jennifer Aniston.
And I know you said you d never call,
But girl, you ain t seen my balls.
You-you-you-you ain t seen my balls.
(repeat)
(Spoken - No Chords)
I told you you d be back.
You must ve forgot.
You must ve had Ballzheimer s.
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