Hey Janet
Yes, Brad
I ve got something to say
Uh huh
I really loved the skillful way
You beat the other girls to the bride s bouquet
Oh, Brad
Brad
The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
The future is ours so let s plan it, Janet
So please don t tell me to can it, Janet
I ve one thing to say and that s
Damn it, Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it, Janet
There s a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
If there s one fool for you then I am it, Janet
I ve one thing to say and that s
Damn it, Janet, I love you
Here s the ring to prove that I m no joker
There s three ways that love can grow
That s good, bad, or mediocre
Oh, J-a-n-e-t, I love you so
Janet
Oh it s nicer than the one Betty Munroe had, oh, Brad
Now we re engaged and I m so glad, oh, Brad
That you ve met Mom and you know Dad,
Oh, Brad
I m mad, for you too
Janet
Oh, Brad
Brad
Oh damn it
Janet
I m mad
Brad
Oh, Janet
Janet
For you
Brad
I love you too
Both
There s one thing left to do, hoo-hoo
Brad
And that s go see the man who began it, Janet
When we met in his science exam-it, Janet
Made me give you the eye and then panic, Janet
Now I ve one thing to say and that s
Damn it, Janet, I love you
Brad
Damn it, Janet
Janet
Oh, Brad, I m mad
Brad
Damn it, Janet
Both
I love you