Rodney Carrington - Pickup Truck
Intro: G C D G (listen to the song to get this right)
I m getting married to my pickup truck
It never leaves me when I m down on my luck
It doesn t shop at fancy stores
Or have a lawyer, or want a divorce
it doesn t care if I stay out late
It doesn t bitch about the money I make
We ll be together till the end
It won t sleep with my best friend
I m gonna get down on one knee,
And ask my truck if it ll marry me
I ll never drive another car,
We ll honeymoon at the titty bar
I m gonna have the time of my life
The exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife
You think I m crazy but listen to this
I can bring home a hooker and it won t get pissed, no
Wedding ring won t cost me a buck,
when I m getting married to my pickup, pickup truck
Tabbed by ReZ for Ultimate-Guitar.com 2008
