I Couldnt Spell

I Couldn t Spell @#$@$:Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs.
#120 on BB Hot 100 in 1968 on MGM Records.

INTRO:  
SPOKEN:(Old skinny-legged thing..gonna send you back to
        High-School.)

#1.
                                                
Drew a mustache on your picture..threw your ring away.
                              
I d a wrote you a letter but I couldn t spell @#$@$..
                                             
and that s all I got to say..that s all I got to say.

#2.
                                                       
When I found out you d been untrue..not a minute did I delay.
                              
I d a wrote you a letter but I couldn t spell @#$@$..
                                                
and that s all I got to say..that s all I got to say.

BRIDGE:
                                   
I even went to where we used to go, outside of town.
                                             
I found the tree where we carved our names and chopped that 
                
jive thing down.

#3.
                                          
I burned the tie you gimme..never dug it anyway.
                              
I d a wrote you a letter but I couldn t spell @#$@$..
                                             
and that s all I got to say..that s all I got to say.

BRIDGE:
                                 
I m gonna do everything I can..to get even with you.
                                               
I started today, when I wrote your name down..in thirty-four 

telephone booths.

#3.
                                          
I burned the tie you gimme..never dug it anyway.
                              
I d a wrote you a letter but I couldn t spell @#$@$..
                                             
and that s all I got to say..that s all I got to say.


OUTRO:SPOKEN:

(Dirty rotten @#$%&*@# skinny-legged @!#$%&*+*&%$#@..)


A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.