It s not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don t four-letter
and kiss you both at the same time
Smells-like something I ve forgotten
Curled up died and now it s rotten
I m not a gangster tonight
Do n t want to be a bad guy
I m just a loner baby
And now you re gotten in my way
I can t decide
Whether you s hould live or die
Oh, you ll pro bably go to heaven
Please don t hang y our head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It s cold and hard and petrifie d
Lock the doors and close th e blinds
We re going for a rid e
It s a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you d be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn t like you
Dancing jigs until I m crippled
Slug ten drinks I won t get pickled
I ve got to hand it to you
You ve played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you ve made me angry
I can t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you ll probably go to heaven
Please don t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It s cold and hard an d petrified
Lock th e doors and close the bli nds
We re g oing for a ride
Oh I could throw you in the lake
Or fee d you poisoned birthday cake
I wont den y I m gonna miss you when you re gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl ou t with a knife
And kill me when I m sleeping
That s why
I can t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you ll prob ably go to heaven
Please don t hang y our head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It s co ld and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close t he blinds
We re going for a r ide
