Track 10 - Handy Hints From the Undertaker
I ve taken the lyrics from the booklet. Comments and corrections welcome.
You should have told me sonny,
I d fake it for the money,
I m so easy that it s funny.
You say you got the last laugh,
Well I m still laughing loudest,
On the other side of my face - don t replace me.
You re a walking in Judas,
I guess that makes me Jesus,
I guess that makes you my weakness.
And if you re begging for forgiveness,
You better know your business,
Hit your knees boy and don t be late - because you know me and I don t wait.
Your eyes roll back into your skull,
You break so easy like a lifeless china doll,
I hope you fall.
I think I might have kissed her,
I know I got a blister,
I swear I, I never touched your sister.
But she told me about your brother,
She should have left your number,
Because I think I would have rung you.
But you know me and I m so fake,
But I know you,
and that s okay because you take the cake.
Your eyes roll back into your skull,
You break so easy like a lifeless china doll,
You ve gone too far to ever save your soul,
Don t make me break you china doll.
I hope you fall.
Well you know me and I m so fake,
But it s okay cause you take the cake,
Every time I m around,
It s hard to love when you re so far down,
You lost your head; you lost your face,
You done your heart, now you take your place.
Don t make me break you china doll,
Don t make me break you china doll.