TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS (SPLODEGENESSABOUNDS)
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GUITAR INTRO: x2
ALL IN: x2
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Ill have two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Ill have some pickled onions & a little bit of cheese please
Thank you..
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
And Ive got all the right money & all that please.thank you
VERSE:
Oi, two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Eh, two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Ive been here half hour & Im getting very thirsty!
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
WHY WONT YOU SERVE ME?
SOLO OVER VERSE CHORDS
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Listen..Im getting impatient John!
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & time gentlemen please..oh no.
