[CATHERINE]
I m your average ordinary kind of woman
Competent and neat
Making life a treat
Others as nice
You meet often I know
At least once or twice
Every lifetime or so
I m your everyday, customary kind of woman
Practical as salt
Modest to a fault
Conservative with a budget
Liberal with a meal
Just your average ideal
My telling you this
May seem sudden and strange
It may not interest you much at all right now
But things change
Things change
Still I ll understand if I m not your kind of woman
Anyone can make
One terrible mistake
But I ve no special glamour
No bait I can twirl
For I m just a plain, everyday
Commonplace, come-what-may
Average, ordinary
Wonderful girl!
