Beelzeboss - Tenacious D
[Intro]
[Beelze]
I am complete!
[Both]
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
[Beelze]
Yes you are ed! Shit out of luck!
Now I m complete and my you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you re first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[JB]
Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-er
we challenge you to a rock off,
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
[Beelze]
! ! !
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?
[JB]
If we win,
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent
[Beelze]
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
[JB]
Then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG]
What!?
[JB]
Trust me Kage, it s the only way
[KG]
What the are you talkin about?
[JB]
To be your little bitch
[Beelze]
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
D5C#5
I m the devil I love metal!
Check this riff, it s ing tasty!
I m the Devil, I can do what I want!
Whatever I got, I m gonna flaunt!
There s never been a rock-off that I ve ever lost!
I can t wait to take Kage back to hell!
I m gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I ll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!
[JB]
NOOOO! C mon Kage bring the thunder
[KG]
There s just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
[JB]
Listen to me -
[KG]
He rocks too hard because he s not a mortal man
[JB]
God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
you re gonna gargle Mayonnaise
[KG]
Noo...
[JB]
Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
[KG]
Dude,
we ve been through so much shit
[JB]
De-activated lasers with my dick
[Both]
Now it s time to blow this er down
C mon Kage, now it s time to blow doors down
I hear you Jables, now it s time to blow doors down
Light up the stage cuz it s time for a showdown
We ll bend you over then we ll take ya to brown town
Now we ve got to blow this er down
He s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
C mon Kage, cuz it s time to blow doors down
Ooooooh (?) It s time for the blackout
[JB]
Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness, our rocket-sauce
We rock the Casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you, for all mankind
You hold the scepter, we hold the key
You are the devil, we are the D
[Both]
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
We are the D, We are the D
[Beelze]
You guys are in lame. Come on Kage, you re comin with me!
Taste my lightning, er!
[JB]
No!
[Beelze]
Ow! !
My in horn!
Oh no!
[JB]
From whence you came, you shall remain,
until you are, complete again!
[Beelze]
Nooooooo!
you Kage, and you Jables!
I ll get you, Tenacious D!