Silent night, holy night, No..........
Granny breaking wind under the mistletoe
Getting cards from people that you don t really know
One look at auntie makes you wanna throw
It s not good you know, not good you know.
Eat so much food you can t see your feet
Seeing all the relatives you don t wanna meet
Lose a Christmas game so you have to cheat
It s not good you know, not good you know,
It s not good you know, woh.
Christmas is a pain in the arse
I hoped last year that it just wouldn t last
Christmas is a pain in the arse
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain.
The decorations go up in October now
For twelve days of Christmas all we do is row
I m off next year to see Chairman Mao
I m not coming back, I m not coming back.
Yellow brick road is always on the box
No Ferrari; twenty pairs of socks
It s no fun so I just drink lots
Lots and lots, lots and lots, lots and lots.
Christmas is a pain in the arse
I hoped last year that it just wouldn t last
Christmas is a pain in the arse
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain.
Christmas is a pain in the arse
I hoped last year that it just wouldn t last
Christmas is a pain in the arse
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain: Christmas!