If I Were Prime Minister

The Arrogant Worms - If I Were Prime Minister

                                           
If I were Prime Minister, I d transform the land

                                                  
All things would be glorious, under my firm strong hand

                                                        
I d enlarge Prince Edward Island, and shrink the tax on booze

                                                
If  I were Prime Minister, the Leafs would never lose


                                                     
If I were Prime Minister, French and English, would be gone

                                                        
There d be no more two solitudes  cause we d all speak Klingon

                                                   
And I d give my buddies jobs, they weren t qualified for

                                             
Wait, I m so sorry, I think that s been done before



                                        
If I were Prime Minister, Canadians would tan

                                           
In the Gulf of Mexico, where I d put Newfoundland

                                      
If I were Prime Minister, I would use my power

                                       
To finally make the donut, our official flower

                                            
And I d make it illegal to sit and bitch and whine

                                                   
Though that might leave Canadians with too much spare time


                                             
And I would be Prime Minister if only for one flaw

                                          
I don t think that I could ever live in Ottowa


                                    
If I were, If I were, If I were Prime Minister    (repeat)


                                               
I d bathe in Maple syrup and I d have a talking moose

                                                 
And Mounties would massage me to keep me nice and loose

                                            
I d get rid of the Queen, replace her with my cat

                                             
Appointment to the Senate would be trial by combat

                                               
I d solve all the problems of this country s apparatus
  
                                  
By granting every person, nation status

                                                       
I d encourage global warming, move the jetstream further north

                                              
And I d ban all politicians, except for me of course


                                    
If I were, If I were, If I were Prime Minister   
                      I d be   super   great, and you d all

                                             
If I were,     If I were,       If I were Prime Minister 
love me, you d have to,  cause I d make it the law