Here he comes - Mother s Pride
With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side
Here he comes Mother s Pride
With a headful of get your laces tied and woe betide
With a year s supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes
That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks
It s no suprise at all, at all the friends he makes
His stomach aches
he s Mother s Pride
He s presentable, well looked after
He s domestically disastrous
He s adorable - Mother s Pride
Here he comes - Father s Pride
With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide
Here he comes - Father s Pride
He s showing all the kids his tickets for ringside
He ll always roam the yard looking for a fight
He ll pick on all the kids who re twice his height
He s the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night
Teacher s Blight - Father s Pride
He s the image of his Dad
Mickey Mouse meets Jack the Lad
He s never sad - Father s Pride
Here he comes Mother s Pride
Here he comes Father s Pride
Here he comes Mother s Pride
Father s Pride
His Mother s Pride