Intro
Verse
Queuing with the old folk
There s an old man with a wicked smile
Not through smug politeness
He s doing it in st-yle, st-yle
He s doing it in st-yle, st-yle
Pre Chorus
No savings book or flannel slacks
No pardon when I heard them ask
Just a Vodafone and a Filofa-x
Verse
They all bore the milkman
Stop him for hours at their front gate
He just sits and thinks
I ll make the bastard wait, wait
I ll make the bastard wait, wait
Pre-Chorus
No dribbling or incontinence
No longing for the old sixpence
Just smoking weed till age make sense
Verse
They all save for Blackpool
Just for the cheap companionship
Meanwhile he counts pennies
For a different trip, trip
For a different trip, trip
Pre-Chorus
No smoking pipes and drinking bitter
No eying up the baby sitter
I ll trip up kids and I ll drop my litter
Outro
(I ll dream on)
You re in your nineties, Arthur
Be careful with your back
Exercise your muscles
I d rather Jack
I d rather Jack
Yes, I d rather Jack
I d rather Jack
Yes, I d rather Jack
I d rather Jack
Yes, I d rather Jack
I d rather Jack...