Bernadette's Song

Intro:


If I didn t have you, life would be blue

I d be Doctor Who without the TARDIS

A candle without a wick, a Watson without a Crick

I d be one of my outfits without a dick-ey

I d be cheese without the mac,

Jobs without the Wozniak

I d be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your

calculator, making it much harder to crack

I d be an atom without a bomb, a dot without the com

And I d probably still live with my mom

(All, echo: And he d probably still live with his mom)

Ever since I met you, you ve turned my world around

You ve supported all my dreams and all my hopes

You re like Uranium-235 and I m Uranium-238,

Almost inseparable isotopes

I couldn t have imagined how good my life would get

From the moment that I met you, Bernadette


If I didn t have you, life would be dreary

I d be string theory without any string

I d be binary code without a one,

A cathode ray tube without an electron gun

I d be Firefly , Buffy, and Avengers without Joss Whedon

I d speak a lot more Klingon,
(AND THEN IN KLINGON SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE:)

Kalocht mechht kaccht jujch faaarm....

All: And he d definitely still live with his mom

Ever since I met you, you ve turned my world around

You re my best friend and my lover

We re like changing electric and magnetic fields;

you can t have one, without the other

I couldn t have imagined how good my life would get

From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

All: Oh, we couldn t have imagined, how good our lives would get

From the moment that we met you, Bernadette