[Verse 1]
While the jingle bells are jinglin
And the snow begins to fall
And my Grandma makes her gingerbread cookies
Just across the hall
I m freaking bout what to get you
Then it suddenly occurs to me
The best Christmas present is to rock your body underneath the in tree!
[Chorus]
I wanna rock you hard this Christmas
I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
We ll have a very merry mothering Christmas
I ll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
I m your little drummer boy
[Bridge]
While the eggnog is all noggy
And the fireplace all a-glow
While our bodies are heatin up in yuletide places down below
I hope you like my present
It was way too big to wrap
I m gonna get naughty all over your body
Come sit on Santa s lap!
[Chorus]
I wanna rock you hard this Christmas
I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
We ll have a very merry mothering Christmas
I ll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
I m your little drummer boy
(C mon!)
[Verse 2]
We ll be slushin like snow angels til the morning
We won t hear the reindeer hoofin up above
We won t hear Santa coming down the chimney
We won t see he and my grandma making hot-ass cookie love
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But we ll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight, he ll in say:
[Chorus 2]
Granny I rocked you hard this Christmas
I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy
So have a very merry mothering Christmas
[Outro]
And the world will start rejoicing
And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum)
And the lords a-leaping give the ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings
And the seven pipers are piping
The eight maids are milking in the snow
And I ll be happy when I m gettin unwrappied by my Christmas ho, ho, ho...
(ho ho ho ho ho)
Have a very merry mothering Christmas!
Peace on earth, we are the world, and frickin kumbaya!
Have a very merry mothering Christmas!
Deck the halls with your Christmas balls!
Fa-la la la-la la, FA LA LA!
