Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth
The Dandy Warhols
Letra

I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe
But today, if you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain
You're insane, or you're a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey
Ah, aaaah, ha

So passe, nowadays
You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe

Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, heeey, heeeey, heeeey