Letra
Ver letra con acordes
[Verse 1]
I m wet and I m moist
So c mon let s rejoice
In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts
And the fact that we are all young adults
So lie back on your couch
After this, there ll be no doubt
I don t care if you re a miss, or a missus
You ve just been kissed by the world s best kisser
[Chorus]
Ho ho! Sit up straight and pout
I ll suck your face until I pull your molars out
A tongue so grand, you ll call me more than friend
One kiss from this, you ll never brush your teeth again
[Verse 2]
Go back to your husband now
Tell him you done broke your vows
Stand proud and say, Hey mister
I ve just been kissed by the world s best kisser
[Chorus]
Ho ho! Sit up straight and pout
I ll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out
A tongue so long it really grows and grows
Put it in your mouth, it ll clean out your nose
[Verse 3]
I ve only kissed one girl before
My grandma, on the kitchen floor
She dribbled and grinned and said, Hey kid
You ve taught me things your Grandpa never did
She added there ll be hell to pay
If Ma found out we went astray
So hurry, boy, go get some sleep
You ve finally got a skill to teach the sheep
[Chorus]
Ho ho! Calm down and pucker up
These lips are strong enough to stop a truck
A tongue so long it really packs a punch
One kiss from this and I ll know what you had for lunch
One kiss from this and I ll know what you had for lunch
Yesterday
I m wet and I m moist
So c mon let s rejoice
In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts
And the fact that we are all young adults
So lie back on your couch
After this, there ll be no doubt
I don t care if you re a miss, or a missus
You ve just been kissed by the world s best kisser
[Chorus]
Ho ho! Sit up straight and pout
I ll suck your face until I pull your molars out
A tongue so grand, you ll call me more than friend
One kiss from this, you ll never brush your teeth again
[Verse 2]
Go back to your husband now
Tell him you done broke your vows
Stand proud and say, Hey mister
I ve just been kissed by the world s best kisser
[Chorus]
Ho ho! Sit up straight and pout
I ll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out
A tongue so long it really grows and grows
Put it in your mouth, it ll clean out your nose
[Verse 3]
I ve only kissed one girl before
My grandma, on the kitchen floor
She dribbled and grinned and said, Hey kid
You ve taught me things your Grandpa never did
She added there ll be hell to pay
If Ma found out we went astray
So hurry, boy, go get some sleep
You ve finally got a skill to teach the sheep
[Chorus]
Ho ho! Calm down and pucker up
These lips are strong enough to stop a truck
A tongue so long it really packs a punch
One kiss from this and I ll know what you had for lunch
One kiss from this and I ll know what you had for lunch
Yesterday