Its a scottish song written phonetically just to confuse things
Oh, I am a Dundee weaver
And I come frae bonnie Dundee
I met a Glesca fella
An he came coortin me
He took me oot a walkin
Doon by the Kelvin Ha
And there the dirty wee rascal stole
Ma thingamajig awa
There the dirty wee rascal stole
Ma thingamajig awa
He took me oot a walkin
Doon by the Rouken Glen
He showed to me the bonnie wee birds
And he showed me a bonnie wee hen
He showed to me the bonnie wee birds
Frae a Lynnett tae a Craw
And he showed to me the bird that stole
Ma thingamajig awa
He showed to me the bird that stole
Ma thingamajig awa
Noo I ll gang back to Dundee
Lookin bonny, young and fair
I ll put on ma bucklin shoes
An tie up ma bonnie blonde hair
I ll put on ma corsets tight
Tae mak my body look sma
And wha will ken wi ma rosy cheeks
Ma thingamajig s awa
And wha will ken wi ma rosy cheeks
Ma thingamajig s awa
Oh, all ye Dundee weavers
Tak this advice frae me
Never let a fella an inch above yer knee
Never stand at the back o a close
Or up against the wa
For if ye dae, ye can safely say
Yer thingamajig s awa
For if ye dae, ye can safely say
Yer thingamajig s awa
