Douchebag on the Beach who brought a guitar
A-hole on the Beach smoking a cigar
Drunk girl on the beach who thinks that she s at a bar
All you beach offenders out there you know who you are
White trash family who s sitting too close
Inbred family your children are gross
You never secure your umbrella. Yeah there it goes
Why Do Humans always ruin what I love the most
Teen mom who won t keep an eye on her kid
I hope he gets eaten by a giant squid
Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations
I don t need to hear all about your gross operations
A-hole with a metal detector
Your T-shirt says bikini inspector
Sand castle pervert is making a six foot dong
Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake
I think we can agree that it was a mistake
Stupid brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls
Old man in a speedo everybody can see your old balls
Douchebags in the ocean get ready to run
Excuse me fisherman can i boroow your chum
Now I ll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come
Watching douchebags swim for their lives is always good fun
This is my first song i put out and I hope it s right. :)
