Intro: (Repeat 2x)
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A-|2-------0---------------2
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You gotta have rain
To have a rainbow
You gotta have dick
To have a dick in your mouth
You gotta skin a rich kid
To wear a rich kid suit
And you ve gotta know by now I think you re cute
The problem with kids today is they re
Always thinkin bout getting laid
When they should just play some games
Like stick the dick in the hole
And you wanna know something grand?
The other night I met a guy named Chad
And he liked doing other things
Like playing hockey YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH NO
And I hear you got a digeridoo
And I got one too
Why don t you come over and jam?
Gee, that ll be great
Remember that time you ed the jelly?
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B|11-10-9--8|
G|11-10-9--8|
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A|----------|
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(Strum last chord a lot)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO!
Then came two (clap clap)
Me and you (clap clap)
You and me
And we re standing on our feet
Then came she (clap clap)
Then came he (clap clap)
They were we
Now we re flyin on our wings
Into the night (clap clap)
We took our might (clap clap)
Black or white
With the power of our dreams, the power of our dreams
(Repeat Intro)
Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet
She takes her coffee with a cigarette
She misses people she hasn t even met
She is me and you are listening to me sing
And you ve got to want to me
And you ve gotta want to tickle my peeney
And you ve gotta want to rub my vagiiineeeey
(Repeat Intro while saying the following)
After this wanna go shit in a condom?
Cha cha cha!
Imperial Margarine cuz we like it!
Ding!
