[Intro]
I saw you the other night and I thought maybe you made me feel alright
Saw you the other night and I thought maybe you made me feel -
[Chorus]
I won t be your Dangerman
But you could be my evil woman
Well I won t be your Dangerman
But you could be my evil woman
[Verse 1]
Now I m not smart yet but I might be one day
Will you wait and see with me?
And I could be your safe bet
And maybe you could be my safety net
And I could treat you mean if that ll keep you keen
Cause I know some girls are into that
And I won t talk about my feelings
I ll be the manliest man you ever had
[Chorus]
I won t be your Dangerman
But you could be my evil woman
Well I won t be your Dangerman
But you could be my evil woman
[Verse 2]
Cause my jokes were shitty
And my stories were shitty
I saw myself in the mirror and I looked pretty shitty
You could sink or swim
But it s looking pretty grim
I think I might just punch myself out again
Cause my jokes were shitty
And my stories were shitty
I saw myself in the mirror and I looked pretty shitty
We could sink or swim
But it s looking pretty grim
I think I might just punch myself out again
Ah myself out again
[Chorus]
I won t be your Dangerman
But you could be my evil woman
Well I won t be your Dangerman
But you could be my evil woman
[Outro]
Now I m sitting on the steps
And I m feeling pretty sick
Smoking cigarettes to death
But I m not done yet
And the dumb shit I said
It s running through my head
Like an episode of neighbours
That I d rather just forget
