Have a Drink Yaâ Bastards
By The Skells
www.theskels.com
A fun Irish style pub drinking song- enjoy.
If I had a dollar now for every drink I had
I d be so f*cking wealthy and things wouldn t be so bad
but I drank down every penny in just seven drunken nights
and called out for another round of seven drunken pints
so have a drink ya bastards
Because is no time left to lose
It s nearly time for closing
and we re running out of booze
So have a drink ya bastards
Because the morning s nearly here
The open Road s before us
So let s have another beer
If I could ve found a girl could drink as much as me
I take her off to be my wife and live so happily
but I ve never known such girl to walk upon this land
I guess it s heaven s plan for me to be a single man
Chorus
And sometimes well I lie awake at night I feel no pain
This banging in my head, the stinging of the shame
I hear the angels calling me up on their lofty heights
But they don t sing a lullaby they sing me my last rites, sing me my last rights,
Sing me my last rights!
I ve drunk me fill of piss and swill too many times to care
And sometimes when I stagger home I pass out on the stair
I like my women slightly large, my Whisky always neat
And sometimes in the summer I like to pass out in the street
Chorus
