Do You Remember These:Statler Brothers.
#105 Pop Charts and #2 Country in 1972.
#1.
Saturday morning serials, chapters 1 through 15.
Fly paper, penny loafers, Lucky Strike Green.
Flat tops, sock hops, Studebaker, Pepsi Please.
Ahh, do you remember these?
#2.
Cigar Bands on your hand, your daddy s socks rolled down.
Sticks, no plugs, and aviator caps with flaps that button down.
Movie stars on Dixie Cup tops, and knickers to your knees.
Ahh, do you remember these?
#3.
The Hit Parade, grape Tru-Aid, the Sadie Hawkins Dance.
Pedal pushers, duck-tail hair, and pegging your pants.
Howdy-Doody, Tutti-Frutti, the seam up the back of her hose.
Ahh, do you remember those?
#4.
James Dean, he was keen, Sunday movies were taboo.
The Senior Prom, Judy s mom, Rock-n-Roll was new.
Cracker Jack prize, stars in your eyes, ask Daddy for the keys.
Ahh, do you remember these?
#5.
The boogey man, lemonade stands, taking your tonsils out.
Indian burn, and wait your turn, and 4 foul balls you re out.
Cigarette loads, and secret codes, and saving lucky stars.
Can you remember back that far?
#6.
To boat neck shirts, and fender skirts, and crinoline petticoats.
Mum s the word, and a dirty bird, and a double root-beer float.
Moon hub caps. and loud heel taps. and he s a real gone cat.
Ahh, do you remember that?
#7.
Dancing close, little moron jokes, and cooties in her hair.
Captain Midnight, Ovaltine, and The Whip at the County Fair.
Charles Atlas Course, Roy Roger s Horse, and only The Shadow knows.
Ahh, do you remember those?
#8.
Gable s charm, Frog in your arm, loud mufflers, pitching woo.
Going steady, Veronica and Betty, white bucks, and Blue Suede Shoes.
Knock Knock jokes, and Who s there?..Dewey, Dewey who?
Do we, remember these.
OUTRO:
Yes, we do..ahh, do we, do we remember these?
Aseventies smash from Kraziekhat.
