My Girlfriends Dead
The Vandals
Letra

I once had a girlfriend
but then one day she dumped me
and everywhere i go
people would ask me
where she was
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all
my girlfriend?s dead
I say its leukemia
or sometimes bulimia
or a great big truck ran her over
and chopped off her head
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all she?s dead
I guess there?s a part of me
that lacks the sympathy
oh the looks on their faces when i tell them
how she passed away
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all she?s dead
My girlfriend?s dead
my girlfriend?s dead
you see
it?s a total lie
but it?s easier on me
than having to admit
that she likes someone else
My girlfriend?s dead
my girlfriend?s dead
you know
please change the subject,
i'm going to go
jump off a building
and join her in heaven
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all she?s dead
I once had a girlfriend
but then one day she dumped me
and everywhere i go
people would ask me
where she was
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all
my girlfriends dead
i don't want to talk about her
but someone always asks about her
so i tell them all my girlfriend?s dead