Tripod - A Shandy Too Far
Transcribed by Rob Bowman
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Intro:
Table for one,
Preferably out of the sun,
Somewhere where it s quiet.
And a coffee too,
Better make it black right through,
I m feeling fairly .
I don t think I have enough class,
To handle drinking from a glass,
(stop)
Get me water in a pla stic cup.
G & S: I went a shandy too far,
I woke up in the bed of,
(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I d do.
I know, I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car?
A shandy too far.
Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...
Comfortable bed...
G & S: (Comfortable bed...)
Shame about the pain in my head.
Where d I leave my shoes?
G & S: (Well, they re just over there...)
Well, they re over there,
G & S: (Over there...)
Underneath my underwear,
And where d I get this bruise?
I can hear her come down the hall,
EF
And bang her head against the wall,
And wish she didn t have...
... appalling luck.
She went a shandy too far,
I woke up in the bed of,
(stop)
Someone who I just never thought I d do.
I know I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car?
A shandy too far.
Take my advice, in a crisis,
Catch a taxi, catch a bus.
But if there s one thing you should never do is trust yourself,
Cause there s a caveman inside,
Your brain s just coming along for the ride,
You d think I d learn.
Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)
I don t know it all,
When it will be safe to call.
FF#
We used to be quite friendly,
But this could be the end.
(stop, tacet from here)
Because we went...
Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.
(Shandy, shandy too far...)
Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,
Bring back G
Someone who I never thought I d do.
I know I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car?
A shandy too far.
(They all start shouting at once)
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Whoaoh
Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Shandy too far.
Never happened to me personally, of course.
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
Is Mum in the audience again?!
Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Shandy too far.
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Shandy too far...
Scod: Shandy too far...
Gatesy: Shandy too far.
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
How much money?
Ooooo-wa, oooh,
(let ring)
Shandy too...
Scod: Shandy too...
Shandy too...
... far_ooooooooh
