TWO BLACK EYES AND A BROKEN NOSE
(Mariott, Lane)
I ve got two black eyes
Got a broken nose
And I can t go down the spaniards no no more
Well, I was fit and able
I was out there on the table
And I shouted, will you look, let s have some more
That s the way it goes
That s the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that s the way it goes
I ve got a filthy mouth
I ve got a dirty mind
And I can t go out with evil no no more
Well, that snobby bratt was meaner than this old hat, sir
She wacked me when I called her an old
Look out
That s the way it goes
That s the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that s the way it goes
All together
That s the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Everybody knows that s the way it goes
Two black eyes and a broken nose
Well, a dollar is a dollar
And a dime is a dime
We d sing another chorus
But we haven t got the time
