ARTIST: Warp 11
SONG: Old Country Doctor (The Ballad of Bones)
ALBUM: Red Alert
Intro with harmonica in G:
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Verse 1
Well, they call me Bones and I m third in command
Second in line is a man I just can t stand
He s a green blooded, pointy-eared, seven year itch
And when he pon farrs He ll try to make me his bitch
Chorus:
Well, I may or may not have divorced my wife
But I damn sure pulled the plug on my daddy s life
And two months later, well, they found a cure
I m just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour
(harmonica lead in)
Verse 2: (same chord pattern as verse 1)
The damned teleporter
Yeah, it gives me the creeps
The first time I used it
I couldn t get it up for weeks
Now my tricorder s busted
And sick bay just stinks
I guess I ll just go replicate me a drink
(Repeat Chorus)
Verse 3
Well, Jim is the captain of this here ship
We call her the Enterprise, and the crew s pretty hip
Yeah, the girls all wear go-go boots and miniskirts
And I spend my days patching all the red shirts
(electric guitar in)
Well, I have been asked to do many a thing
Outside the area of my expertise
Damn it Jim, I know I ve told you before
Damn it Jim, I know I ve told you before
Damn it Jim, damn it Jim, I told you before
I m just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour
Just an old country doctor on a damned five year tour
(harmonica lead out)
