Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Wormwood
Family Night
VERSE 1
Well it was family night up at the Johnson place
Where they sit around the table and talk about their day
Itâs said to be a common activity
Among todayâs tight knit families
Mr. Johnson turned to his eldest son
Curious to find out the work heâd done
And he was proud to tell his old man
About his work as a salesman
Son let me give you some fatherly advice
You gotta be careful around that anhydrous
Well youâre bound to make more than a brain surgeon
Selling crystal methamphetamines
CHORUS
Well itâs family night everybody get together
Weâre a family by god birds of a feather
Itâs family night weâll make a joyful noise
Mommies and daddies girls and boys
VERSE 2
Mr. Johnson turned to his only daughter
She turned to her alleged father
Daughter howâs the sixth grade treating you
And tell me when is the baby due
Daddy itâll be coming out this fall
I feed him good drugs and alcohol
Little Johnny wonât take me for a wife
âCause he wonât drop out though Iâm pro-life
VERSE 3
Mr. Johnson turned to his other son
Who wears black clothes and plays with guns
He didnât want to talk to his dad
Till Mr. Johnson lit the last joint he had
Dad all the kids make fun of me
âCause I ainât lost my virginity
Son let me tell you after dinner
Take twenty dollars over to the senior center
VERSE 4
Daddy where is mommy dearest
Is she not here âcause she doesnât love us
No kids your mommaâs out working hard
Selling lap dances at a frat boy bar