Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Born With A Tail
Never Kissed A Girl
INTRO-CHORUS
I never kissed a girl til I went to college
She got drunk and cheated on me
I never kissed a boy til I went to prison
Murder in the first degree
VERSE 1
I m hung like a mouse and horny as a toad
I keep a steady hand on the gun
She d get all revved up and say âCome on inâ
I d say âBaby I m already doneâ
CHORUS
I never kissed a girl til I went to college
She got drunk and cheated on me
I never kissed a boy til I went to prison
Murder in the first degree
VERSE 2
On the day I became a man I asked her
If everything was alright
She said I gave her the most passionate and erotic
Twelve seconds of her life
VERSE 3
I may have treated her bad but she treated me worse
But she s sorry now you can bet
But I got a new lover and he don t like roses
He likes candy bars and cigarettes