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You don t know me, baby, but I ve seen you around.
It might sound kind of crazy, but I m just new in town.
And now I wonder what you d think if I said, hey look
I d like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
Now if I tell you what a nice guy s supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You ll have to promise me you ll take this news calmly,
But honestly, I m sort of ah zombie. ah
I knew you d be surprised. You can bet that I
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain t dead inside.
What s with the shouting? I ain t wishing you harm.
You see, I d try to hold your hand but I m missing an arm.
Brains are all I ve eaten all week it s true,
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
So let me take you to Wendy s. You deserve it.
Yeah, I m a zombie, baby. Ain t nobody perfect.
I ll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I ve never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
That I ve got an appetite for human flesh.
I ll always be near though. You ll have to accept that
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
Cause I fell in love with you and I m
Undead but you make me feel alive.
And when I chase you through the graveyard
It feels like foreplay. (Feels like foreplay.)
If I m lying I m dying, and I speak truly
When I say I love your mind. I ll take brains over beauty.
We ll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
And errbody love you, and you can sing along
to this post-apocalyptic, post-mortem love song.
So give me a chance, girl. You know I ll be worth it.
Yeah, I m a zombie, baby. Ain t nobody perfect.
I ll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I ve never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Braaa-aaains. braaa-aaaains
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I ll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
I ve never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.