Bless My Heart

 [Verse]

G

Listen here honey, I know you mean well

         Em                   C            G

But that southern drawl don't cover up the smell

        C

Of your sweet little goody-goody

Em             C            G

Spoiled rotten daddy's girl act

D

Your two-faced trash talkin' tongue

         C          G

Might as well be an axe



[Pre-Chorus]

G

Cause you cut down anything you don't understand

Em

Anybody who interferes with your plans

   C                            G

Of riding that high horse on to victory

           D

I know you ain't that blonde

   C                        G

So don't you play dumb with me



[Chorus]

G                  Em

You'd knock a girl down

                   G

So you could feel tall

      Em                G

You'd burn Cinderella's dress

                           D                   C

So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball

                Em                C

You're a beauty mark on the human race

    D                                    G

And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face



[Verse]

G

It's evolution honey, and in case you didn't know

    Em                  C        G

The more you learn, the more you grow

             C

When you're livin' in a bubble

                               G

You can bet that it's bound to burst

                D

You're going to pay for every time

     C                          G

You didn't put the greater good first



[Chorus]

G                  Em

You'd knock a girl down

                   G

So you could feel tall

      Em                G

You'd burn Cinderella's dress

                           D                   C

So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball

                Em                C

You're a beauty mark on the human race

    D                                    G

And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face



[Post-Chorus]

G                      Em

Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee

G                             Em

Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-ee

G                      Em

Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee



Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-ee



[Bridge]

Em                   G

Judge not lest ye be judged

                  Em      G                 D

Kindness and love are what pretty girls are made of



[Chorus]

G                   G

You'd knock a girl down

G                   G

So you could feel tall

       Em                G

You'd burn Cinderella's dress

                           D                   C

So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball

                Em                 C

You're a beauty mark on the human race



[Outro]

    E                                    G

And if you bless my heart I'll slap your face

D                                     G

If you bless my heart I'll slap your face