[Verse]
Listen here honey, I know you mean well
But that southern drawl don t cover up the smell
Of your sweet little goody-goody
Spoiled rotten daddy s girl act
Your two-faced trash talkin tongue
Might as well be an axe
[Pre-Chorus]
Cause you cut down anything you don t understand
Anybody who interferes with your plans
Of riding that high horse on to victory
I know you ain t that blonde
So don t you play dumb with me
[Chorus]
You d knock a girl down
So you could feel tall
You d burn Cinderella s dress
So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
You re a beauty mark on the human race
And if you bless my heart I ll slap your face
[Verse]
It s evolution honey, and in case you didn t know
The more you learn, the more you grow
When you re livin in a bubble
You can bet that it s bound to burst
You re going to pay for every time
You didn t put the greater good first
[Chorus]
You d knock a girl down
So you could feel tall
You d burn Cinderella s dress
So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
You re a beauty mark on the human race
And if you bless my heart I ll slap your face
[Post-Chorus]
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee
Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-ee
Yodel-ay-ee, yodel-ay-ee
Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay-ee
[Bridge]
Judge not lest ye be judged
Kindness and love are what pretty girls are made of
[Chorus]
You d knock a girl down
So you could feel tall
You d burn Cinderella s dress
So you could feel like the hottest girl at the ball
You re a beauty mark on the human race
[Outro]
And if you bless my heart I ll slap your face
If you bless my heart I ll slap your face
