Weekend In Amsterdam (Acordes)

    
Weekend.in.Amsterdam 



C 

When.we.got.our.redundancy,.myself.and.the.lads.went.on.the.spree 

G.............................................................C.........................F 

A.brand.new.passport.in.my.hand.as.we.took.off.for.The.Netherland 

C 

Myself.and.Dinny.and.O’Dwyer.and.Scut.at.Schiphol.we.were.all.half.cut 

G.................................................C...........................F 

We.opened.up.the.duty-free,.the.red.lemonade.and.brandy 

C 

And.we.jumped.on.board.a.tram 

C.....................................G.......................C 

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C 

Our.first.stop.was.the.coffee.shop,.in.we.went.and.we.all.sparked.up 

G...................................C.....................................F 

Hashish.from.Pakistan,.Morocco,.Nepal.and.the.Lebanon 

C 

All.the.boys.was.rollin’.joints,.they.forgot.to.drink.their.pints 

G....................................................C...........................F 

Water.pipe.came.bubblin’.around,.took.one.pull.and.hit.the.ground 

C 

Lads.wake.him.if.you.can 

C.....................................G.......................C 

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C 

Sunday.we.went.to.The.Blarney.Stone,.Paddy.Wynne.had.The.Leinster.Final.on 

G...................................................................C................F 

The.Lily.Whites.and.The.Boys.in.Blue,.the.Majors.and.Taytos 

C 

Over.to.Mulligan’s.for.the.night,.the.bar.was.leppin‘.and.the.band.was. 

G.....................................................................C.......................F 

De.Burgh,.De.Bono.and.De.Wolfe.Tones.‘til.Dinny.grabbed.the.microphone 

C 

And.gave.us.Van.The.Man 

C.....................................G.......................C 

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C 

Macker.sez.while.we’re.here.we’ll.go.and.have.a.look.at.the.kinky.gear 

G.................................................................C..........F. 

I.said.a.quiet.prayer.I.wouldn’t.bump.into.anyone.from.Kildare 

C 

Big.,.blow-up.dolls,.snap-on.tools.and.hairy.balls 

G...........................................C......................F 

Vibrators,.whips.and.chains,.zips.and.fanny.ticklers 

C 

God.between.us.and.all.harm 

C.....................................G......................C 

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C 

Then.we.went.for.a.midnight.walk,.all.our.eyes.were.out.on.stalks 

G..............................C....................................F 

Gay.bars,.bordellos,.models.in.the.windows.with.no.clothes 

C 

Dinny.he.danced.all.night.with.a.South.American.transvestite 

G...................................................C....................F 

Everything.was.goin’.grand.until.Dinny.tried.to.drop.the.hand 

C 

There.was.pandemonium 

C.....................................G.......................C 

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C 

The.bouncer.she.was.5.foot.10.Lowland.Heavyweight.Champion 

...........G......................................C............................F 

She.hit.Dinny.an.awful.box,.the.boys.ran.amok.and.wrecked.the.shop 

C 

We.could.hear.the.squad.cars.getting.near,.it’s.time.lads.we.were.out.of.here 

G....................................................C....................F 

Dinny.pulled.up.his.tights.and.we.disappeared.into.the.night 

C 

All.together.now.one.by.one 

C.....................................G.......................C 

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C 

Queen.Beatrix.she.rides.her.bike,.Rembrandt.is.hangin’.down.in.The.Rijk 

G..................................................C.......................F 

Ajax,.Heineken,.Van.Gogh,.The.Gargle.and.The.Ghanja 

C 

Monday.morning.we.were.all.half.cracked.we.dived.into.the.Kaisergracht 

........G...................................................C..................................F 

They.fished.us.out,.hosed.us.down.and.put.us.on.the.plane.to.Dublin 

C 

Home.to.the.Mammy.again 

C.....................................G......................C 

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