36D

D

Close your legs, open your mind

                 C             G

Leave those compliments well behind

               D

Dig a little deeper into yourself

             C     G

And you may find



              D

Come on over here just sit right down

                   C                      G

Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown

                           D

I hear you've turned our young men

                  C     G

Into dribbling clowns



   D

36 D - So what (D) so what

C                        G

Is that all that you've got?

   D

36 D - So what (D) so what

C                        G

Is that all that you've got?



            D

Make their day and go ahead

               C                  G

Remove your clothes lie on their bed

                   D

Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet

               C     G

To the easily led



               D

And before you do just what you do

              C                G

Here's one thought for you to chew

                       D

The men who run the business that you sell

                C      G

They screw you too



   D

36 D - So what (D) so what

C                        G

Is that all that you've got?

   D

36 D - So what (D) so what

C                        G

Is that all that you've got?



Bm                              G

You're just another 365 night stand

                D                A

But you're so handy, you're so handy

Bm                                             G

You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land

                D                A     D

But you're so handy, you're so handy



                         D

Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls

                   C                            G

You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's

                           D

You're body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls

              C     G

But you want more



                       D

You name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks

                 C                    G

Your Coach and Horses and your Wool-Packs

                      D

Your poses turn the passive into maniacs

              C     G

But you want more



   D

36 D - So what (D) so what

C                        G

Is that all that you've got?

   D

36 D - So what (D) so what

C                        G

Is that all that you've got?



   D

36 D - So what (D) so what

C                        G

Is that all that you've got?

   D

36 D - So what (D) so what

C                        G

Is that all that you've got?





He was trying to save his job



He was, he was trying to save his job





Original is played in F#-Major