Things You Dont Say To Your Wife

Things You Don't Say to Your Wife



Written by: Tim Hawkins

Tabbed (chorded?) by Mandos





[Verse 1]



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Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end

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The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend

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And where'de you get those shoes i think there pretty lame

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would you stop talking 'cause im trying to watch the game





[Chorus]



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If your a man who wants to live

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a long and happy life

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these are the things you don't say to your wife.





[Verse 2]



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I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday

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I didn't ask you but i knew i'de be ok

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Go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show

Em             D         C         G

I taped it over our old wedding video





[Chorus]



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If your a man who done that

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a long and happy life

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cuz those are things you don't say to your wife.





[Verse 3]



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Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes

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The diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake

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Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill

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Happy aniversary i bought you a treadmill





[Chorus]



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If you're a man who wants to live,

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a long and happy (done that too)

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These are the things you don't say to your wife



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If you a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife,

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These are the things you don't say to your wife.