Things You Don t Say to Your Wife
Written by: Tim Hawkins
Tabbed (chorded?) by Mandos
[Verse 1]
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end
The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
And where de you get those shoes i think there pretty lame
would you stop talking cause im trying to watch the game
[Chorus]
If your a man who wants to live
a long and happy life
these are the things you don t say to your wife.
[Verse 2]
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
I didn t ask you but i knew i de be ok
Go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show
I taped it over our old wedding video
[Chorus]
If your a man who done that
a long and happy life
cuz those are things you don t say to your wife.
[Verse 3]
Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes
The diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill
Happy aniversary i bought you a treadmill
[Chorus]
If you re a man who wants to live,
a long and happy (done that too)
These are the things you don t say to your wife
If you a man who doesn t want to get killed with a knife,
These are the things you don t say to your wife.
