Things You Dont Say To Your Wife

Things You Don t Say to Your Wife

Written by: Tim Hawkins
Tabbed (chorded?) by Mandos


[Verse 1]

                                                
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end
                                         
The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
                                                  
And where de you get those shoes i think there pretty lame
                                                   
would you stop talking  cause im trying to watch the game


[Chorus]

                 
If your a man who wants to live
              
a long and happy life
                                        
these are the things you don t say to your wife.


[Verse 2]

                                          
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
                                 
I didn t ask you but i knew i de be ok
                                         
Go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show
                               
I taped it over our old wedding video


[Chorus]

                 
If your a man who done that
              
a long and happy life
                                        
cuz those are things you don t say to your wife.


[Verse 3]

                                        
Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes
                                        
The diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake
                                      
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill
                                
Happy aniversary i bought you a treadmill


[Chorus]

                  
If you re a man who wants to live,
                
a long and happy (done that too)
                                        
These are the things you don t say to your wife

                                             
If you a man who doesn t want to get killed with a knife,
                                       
These are the things you don t say to your wife.