I searched and searched and no how-to s or tabs for this song, so out of trial and
error here is the best i can do for you. if you have better chords i would be more
than happy to see them.
intro: x4
well I m the kind of guy who can t stand a holiday
so I drink em all away. That s me!
oh, I don t decorate no trees, and I wont eat no potato latkes.
But I ll give this old lady s melons a squeeze,
That s just who I am.
Well, I ll never spin a dreidel but I ll always throw an egg
Then I ll Charlie horse your leg for laughs
While you re singing your holiday tune
I m acting like the town buffoon
Whippin out my big , white, scary moon
And blowin a beef your way
I hate folks who think reindeer are cute
To me they re just something to shoot
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
Well, I m a snowmobile stealin
No chance for season feeling kind of guy
This time of year sucks so I take my numb-chucks
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And make sure every snowman die
Believin in Santa s all wrong
And Chanukah s eight nights too long
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me
I hate love, I hate you, I hate me