Artist: Stpehen Lynch
Song: Ugly Baby
Tabbed by: Rick
AIM: rickrack97
Chords:
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This song is awsome. He opened with it when I saw him in boston the other night.
You need a capo on the first fret.
Intro: ,
Verse 1:
My lady give birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say
Chorus:
Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I m feeling quite concerned, my must have turned
Cause damn that s an ugly baby
Intro
Verse 2: Same as verse 1
This is just what I feared
Her head is mishapen and wierd
She s skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
But her hair color doesn t match her beard
Chorus:
Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can t you put her back in
Cause damn thats and ugly baby
Bridge:
And when she smiles I find
Shame McGallen comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
The doctor calles me in
(hold)
Mr. Lynch she has a twin
Chorus:
Damn that s a good lookin baby
One for two on the good lookin babys
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly baby
Ending: Play like the chorus
She s got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank God only one nose but it s on her left thigh
The thought of changing her diaper each day
Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way
I think I could get a good price on Ebay...
Chorus
Thats it. Later.
