(Intro )
I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke up about eleven (ooh) with hair like Brian May
I m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate.
I m gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
I m gonna go down to the river (ooh), that old snake they call the Dee
Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won t see.
Oh, I need this situation about as much as I need
(inst. )
The Armoury Show s entire back catalogue.
I haven t got a balaclava and my good girl, she s got no snood
I haven t got a balaclava (ooh), and my good girl s got no snood
I take the 20.40 boxcar - the one that goes to Bude.
I take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease
(Crossroads theme melody: , )
I hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease
Oh, but the devil s built a bypass - chopped down all of the trees.
And hey I need a bypass about as much as I need
The Armoury Show s entire back catalogue.
